When it comes to straight men and women, they will list a lot of crimes, such as thinking patterns that cannot be turned around, words that can choke people to death, stomachaches that make girls drink more hot water, and girls that say it is raining. Taking a taxi home...these questions are simply too numerous to count. There are indeed many characteristics of a straight man. Below, the editor will list nine characteristics of a straight man. See how many of them you have.
1. Don’t mince words
Compared with warm men, straight men are a group of people who lack enough patience and the ability to think in one line (lack of multi-dimensionality). They are answering you. When asking questions, they usually just say what they say and answer... never extend or expand. So it’s not surprising that when girls say they have a stomachache, straight men drink more hot water.
2. Don’t understand women’s hearts
Dou Bendou: A girl said that her computer at home had a blue screen and asked me if I knew what was going on. Then I helped her analyze the reason very seriously. We talked about this topic for a long time. It was around eight o'clock in the evening. I wanted to ask. I sent her a WeChat message to ask if she had fixed it, but she never got back to me. Thinking about it later, she said that she wanted me to go to her house to help her. But I didn't react at all at the time, and I even felt it was inappropriate for a grown man like me to go to a girl's house alone. Maybe I am just a straight man!
3. Can’t make women happy
Wuwugua: One time, I wore a new pair The shoes were very worn on the heels, and the leather was even worn out. I told him, and my straight-faced boyfriend said that if I wear them for another week, I won’t wear them anymore. I was so angry that I wanted to vomit blood. You shouldn’t have done it right away. Buy me a Band-Aid?
4. Don’t know how to create surprises
A girl received a gift from a straight man during Chinese Valentine’s Day: fairy water delivered by Meituan. The gift is actually a good gift. The problem is that buying fairy water on Meituan (not to mention the price is expensive, and it is easy to buy fake products, and his girlfriend is afraid to use it at all). This is the first time I have seen this operation. .
5. Don’t understand the common sense of girls’ menstrual periods
The little fairy is disobedient: Once when my aunt came, my boyfriend, a straight man, brought hawthorn tablets and gave them back to me. Say: This is to stop bleeding. what's up! You want my aunt to stop! Do you want me to hold it back? ? ! This is not an injury! I was convinced by him.
6. Promote AA system
Some straight men want to be in AA system before they are officially in love. , the euphemistic name is equality between men and women, but in fact, they just don’t want to pay unilaterally.
7. Don’t know how to praise girls
Straight men put on makeup when faced with girls, buy new clothes for girls, change their hair styles when facing girls, buy new lipstick for girls... I don’t know anything, I can even tell what girls are wearing todayIt doesn't look as good as before. If you are a straight man who doesn't know how to chat with girls and want to change but can't find the right way, you can add for consultation and we will send you a chat course.
8. Don’t pay attention to appearance
Straight men don’t know how to clean themselves up, because their thinking is: Although I am fat, bald and slovenly, this is what a man really looks like. . Men who spend time grooming themselves are sissies and disgusting.
9. Overconfidence
A straight man is sure that girls like him, so he will directly do so. He said, "I knew you would agree to be my girlfriend." The girl was stunned for a moment.
Finally, having the characteristics of a straight man is not a disease, it is just a personality, so there is no need to always mention others as straight men. We must allow people of every personality to exist. , because it’s useless if you don’t allow it.
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