As the saying goes, men are not bad and women are not loving. As a man, how can you do it if you don't know how to "drive"? Below, I will share with you a few jokes that are suitable for driving girls, which are both dirty and funny.
1. Wife has plastic surgery
My wife spends money to go to South Korea for plastic surgery, which takes one month Then returned home. After opening the door, her husband looked at her with confusion, and her wife said, "What? You don't recognize me so soon?" The husband was stunned for a moment, and then said very happily, "Come in, my wife is not at home!"
2. The Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong
The Bull Demon King split a mountain in front of him with one palm and turned to Sun Wukong and said, "Brother, do you think I am awesome?" Sun Wukong turned his face away. Don’t look...”
3. Little nurse
I am a little nurse, and one day I I had sex with the patient, and I felt very guilty. There were two villains in my head trying to persuade me all the time. A said: "It's okay. You are not the only nurse who had sex with the patient. Don't feel guilty!" But B said again: "You are a veterinarian, you are a veterinarian!"....
4. Hua Mulan
Hua Mulan disguised herself as a man and marched to fight. When she was not fighting, she suddenly got her period. , fainted because of physical weakness. After waking up, she was already lying in the tent to rest. The military doctor told her, "I'm sorry, brother, I didn't save little JJ for you, but I have stitched up the wound for you."
5. Female colleague taking a nap
A male colleague went out during lunch break, but accidentally left his mobile phone in the office. At this time, his wife kept calling, making the whole office quiet. The female colleague who was taking a nap was annoyed by the noise. She picked up the phone and pressed the answer button and yelled, "Are you bothered? We are sleeping." Then, the male colleague has not come to the company to work.
6. My sister-in-law and I
In the evening, my brother has to work overtime and cannot come back, so my sister-in-law and I are the only ones left at home. , there was thunder that night, and I was getting ready to sleep. At this time, my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. Later, my sister-in-law slept on my bed. In order to comfort my sister-in-law, I held her in my arms. We slept together until the morning. When my brother came back, the door was quilted. After opening it, my brother saw my sister-in-law and I sleeping together, so he smiled and said, "My sister is still sensible."
7. Divorce
My wife is a twin. One day when I came home, I hugged my wife and kissed and touched her. Suddenly she shouted: "Brother-in-law. Where is my sister?" I went to buy groceries." "I told her to hurry up, it would take her half an hour to come back. She looked at me angrily: "Divorce!!!"
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